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Some of the COW Stars

Ok, here are some things about the Wrestlers who are in COW-Wrestling.

Things you know:

  • Senor Sexxay is way into himself.

  • Bobby Zoolander is finally pulling himself together.

  • Political Steve still refers to himself as Political Steve, and vows he will get the COWMissionership back (he claims he was robbed.)

  • Xtreme is really hard to understand.

  • Truck is always ready for a fight.

What you dont know:

  • Senor Sexxay owns 200 mirrors in his home, but never looks in any of them except for two. And there is only 10 Mirrors in The House of Sexxay. 8 of which are in the bathrooms. One in the bar and the other in the restaurant as you walk in the door.
  • Bobby Zoolander, with the help of his life coach has sought mental help and not only sees a shrink twice a week, but also writes poems to express his anger. And has taken up kickboxing.
  • Political Steve wants to be more than COWMissioner in COW, he has also recently though about running for office. This Politician doesnt quit.
  • Though Xtreme is very hard to understand, because he doesnt speak English very well, and has a very heavy French Canadian accent, he also has a Speech Impediment which makes him harder to understand. Most people dont even try to understand him. And there are only a few people in COW who can.
  • Even though Truck is always ready for a fight, and is out going in the ring, Truck is a very quiet and seemingly shy person outside of the ring.

Of course the wrestlers do not want you to know this, but since there are no restrictions on me on my own site, I can tell you pretty much anything I feel the need to.

If there comes a time when I am going to talk about someone, and feel the need to change their name in respect for them, I will use quotes around their names. But in the mean time, there isnt anything else that will remain a secret here.


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